As the title clearly states, its Leo Socks not Sucks, but that is for another day!
Leo Varadkar is all set for the eminent visit of the Commander in Chief, The Donald. As you know our fun loving Taoiseach loves his novelty socks so in order to prepare himself for the the state visit to Doonbeg Leo made enquiries at The House of Guiney, but they said “we don’t sell that kind of shite”. Even the traders down in Moore Street proved a no go for Leo so he has bought Donald Trump socks for all his friends on Amazon and is going surprise The Donald and show him what a fecking egit, we mean, gas craic he is.
Anxious about having the socks on time he keeps checking his delivery status on his Amazon account. Micheal Martin suggested he sign up for Amazon Prime as delivery is faster.