The Swingers Association of Ireland have issued a statement today saying that the Fine Gael TD from Dublin South Maria Bailey is giving them a bad name.
Association spokesman and chief ‘bondage master’ Barry Bladdon stated “As you know she fell off a swing in a hotel because she wasn’t holding on properly. All out members are given safety lessons before they start swinging at any of our parties.” He added “The first lesson we always teach is hold on to your partner because you never know where things end up or who you end up with. There is no need to be taking any sort of claim against anyone. Imagine if any of our members took a claim every time someone slipped on a bit of baby oil sure we would never be able to operate again our insurance premiums would go through the roof.”
According to our reporter Joe The Dean hotel is a grand place and recommended by all swingers young and old.