After her triumphal bout in New York and her return to Ireland, newly crowned boxing champion Katie Taylor, has proudly launched her new range of punch bags, featuring her new, self-appointed BFF, Minister for sport, Shane Ross.
Speaking after finally shaking off the ubiquitous Minister, a relieved Katie said “I had a much harder job of dodging that pox Ross, than Delfine Persoon’s punches” However, her overbearing encounter with his Lordship Ross gave her entourage a great idea. Katie takes up the story “Afterwards everyone thought wouldn’t it be great to punch him in the face, but these are trying times what with the compensation culture we live in. So we decided to go with the next best thing, a bag with his face on it”.
In fact she loves it so much that she will use it to prepare for her next bout with Amanda Serrano saying “Ya its great, you can really kick and punch the shite out of it ” Team Taylor is currently now at full manufacturing capacity and trying to catch up on orders. When asked for a comment, Minister Ross also insisted on a photo op and exclusive rights to Hello Magazine. Our reporter Joe told him to “go and shite”.
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