The UK are set to elect Boris Johnson to become the next British Prime Minister and what with the USA having Donald Trump as their own fool of a president, us Irish should really ask ourselves what sort of Fecking ejitt should we elect to be our Overlord and Master especially with what is happening around the world and complete and utter gobshites getting hold of power.
So us Irish shouldn’t be left out of the game, therefore it’s time to elect our own buffoon of a leader as sure what harm can it do as it can’t be any worse than the other fools we have running the country
Here are the Nominees
Pat Kenny: Well do we want another Kenny in charge
Bono: Because he is an annoying Pox
Ray Darcy: Because he likes porridge
Brendan O’Carroll: Because he is a foul mouthed drag queen
Twink: She’s a mickey zipper
Joe Duffy: Condescending fool
Louis Walsh: He just wants to be your friend
Damo: Well because he is an annoying little bollix
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