RTE to build a major tourist attraction.

Struggling with debts of €13 Million a year RTE have announced that as part of it’s drive to raise money to save the national broadcaster and for Ryan Tubridy’s new extension to his oversized house they are turning their RTE television mast into an Eiffel tower type of attraction which will include an elevator to the top where there will be a viewing platform which will include a high powered telescope fixed on Miriam O’Callaghans house  and a  restaurant run by Nevin Maguire and where you will be able to view the expansive surrounding of South Dublin suburbia. Spokesman Dermot Jenkins has said “This type of attraction will boost the coffers of RTE, this sort of thing has never been done before in Ireland and probably will affect the quality of the signal broadcasting from Montrose but ye probably won’t even notice because you rotten Feckers are all watching Netflix”.

Joe says” More like the Blackpool tower than Eiffel Tower”

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