Holy Cow Batman

Pray for no clamp

Park and pray the sign said.

Part time Dublin city Catholic Frank Bulmer decided on this rare occasion to go to mass the other day and saw a free spot in the Park & Pray spot as the sign says pay and display not valid maximum 45 minutes so he thought to himself “Sure I will be grand and I won’t have to pay”

But when he saw Father Wallace come out of the sacristy with the altar boys he thought to himself  “Ah feck no not him this will take ages”

Father Wallace is commonly known in the parish as Father Speedy (or not so speedy)

Frank continued “He loves a good sermon and this time he went on and on about devotion and absence and penance sure I was bored up to my tits, it was gone an hour or more and then when I came out into the car park there it was the yellowist of holy clamps stuck on my 171 BMW. I tried to argue with the clamper but he just laughed at me as he was a Protestant and said “I am only do my job nothing personal”

Frank has now converted to Islam.

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