After the recent Love Island series one man has taken to Manscaping in a big way.
Love Island fanatic and garden landscaper Padraig Milligan from Portlaoise says “I saw all these good looking people and looked at how well groomed they were and thought to myself while looking in the mirror Jaysus Paudie you’ve let yourself go in all fairness”….
“So I went to my local pharmacy and got the yokes to do the job but whatever I did I turned my ball sac blue and after several weeks on antibiotics I am grand and have sought the help of professional waxer Mary Lynch here in town she can do the ball sac and crack all in ten minutes I am now as smooth as a baby’s arse.”
Padraig now has a nice girlfriend who appreciates my efforts in manscaping and he is currently trying to persuade her to get a Brazilian wax but his efforts are in vain as she is a vegan and likes to let things to go a bit wild in that department.
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