Carlow teenager Jerry Malcolm from the top of da town as they say in Carlow has had a gender identity crisis and has now identified as FUCKING EEJIT
Jerry explained “I was having doubts on my gender for some time now and lately I realised that I wasn’t who I wanted to be and that’s when it hit me like a getting a good kick up the arse and here I am myself.
Jerry’s mother Mary said “I always knew he was a bit special and now he has found his way we are delighted for him”
According to Jerrys step father Pat he was quoted saying “Ah he was always a fecking gobshite I don’t know if he can identify with that or not, I am fecking confused about the whole gender thing. At least I have something I can understand now”
The Gender Society of Ireland has welcomed the news as now they have a whole new gender to bang on about.
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