Young teen identifies as a FUCKING EEJIT

Carlow teenager Jerry Malcolm from the top of da town as they say in Carlow has had a gender identity crisis and has now identified as  FUCKING EEJIT

Jerry explained “I was having doubts on my gender for some time now and lately I realised that I wasn’t who I wanted to be and that’s when it hit me like a getting a good kick up the arse and here I am myself.

Jerry’s mother Mary said “I always knew he was a bit special and now he has found his way we are delighted for him”

According to Jerrys step father Pat he was quoted saying “Ah he was always a fecking gobshite I don’t know if he can identify with that or not,  I am fecking confused about the whole gender thing. At least I have something I can understand now”

The Gender Society of Ireland has welcomed the news as now they have a whole new gender to bang on about.

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