Penis printed on new printer

Penis printed on new printer

Gardai have confirmed that someone broke into the €1.6 million brand new oversized Dáil printer and printed a massive penis and draped it over Leinster house.

T.D.s were aghast this morning when they were greeted by the massive cock.

Unconfirmed  sources believe that it is the work of local Dublin  street artist known as “Decco” who is like Banksy but not as good.

The massive print cannot be removed until the OPW gets clearance and health and safety authority says that someone will need special training to remove the print.

Meanwhile Gardia are looking for someone who is trained to use the new printer but have ruled out anyone who actually works in the printing press because they couldn’t be arsed doing it unless they get more money. They said they are also looking for someone with a big langer.

Local resident on Kildare street Mary Mulligan said “It’s a fitting piece of art for the residents of Leinster house”

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