A top secret report has been leaked regarding the recent leaders debate between the current Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and Taoiseach in waiting Micheal Martin regarding the exclusion of Sinn Fein top brass Mary Lou McDonald, the real reason that she was excluded from the leaders debate was in fact, because she was a woman. Many would say the was a bit sexist in modern day Ireland. The truth it wasn’t a debate at all but it was in fact (no messing) a Dick Measuring Competition between the two lads. Virgin Media have not confirmed who the winner was but our reporter Joe has it on good authority that after the talking was over and the cameras turned off the two chaps got their lads out and someone from KPMG was there with a ruler to measure up.
The lads with their lads out stood there while sharing a spliff.